Tuesday, March 22, 2011

FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS


FAKE FRIENDS/REAL FRIENDS 


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
 

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
 

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' 


FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you 

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back 
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
 

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you 
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing 
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you 


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door 
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' 


FAKE FRIE NDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life 


FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you 


FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back! 


If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it. 


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!