One day, a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said,
"Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor
creature?"
The pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and
there's no telling' what they believe.
Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out".
Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do
you think they will accept a donation of R250,000 as being enough in
return for the burial service?"
The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was
a Christian..........?
